The little gray man is casting Elfire, the Beast Tribe’s greatest weakness. 

The cat posed a threat to his well-being. He eliminated it. From a practical as well as moral standpoint, this was well within his rights, and undoubtedly the laguz sympathizers among his loved ones will excuse his behavior as an act of justified passion. 

It also amuses me.

… what is this sorcery, and what in the world does it have to do with goats?

I seldom trouble myself with Mist’s opinions. 

However, Ike’s well-being is a shared concern of ours. There is no conflict in that regard. 

I’m nauseated and somehow itching all over. 

This itching is ceaseless, no matter how alleviating or basely pleasurable the scratching. I’m going to wash myself with some warm soap and a wire brush. 

I detest the Internet. 

Indeed, if by “thing” you are referring to his staff. He is a generous man and offered it to me when I was little more than a fledgling in such matters. It helped ease me into it, so to speak. 

These days, we’re quite comfortable with handling each other’s staves. Rhys need only give the word, and I will thrust it into his hand with an eagerness that borders on instantaneity.

It’s a beneficial relationship for both parties. 

Skrimir, please. I refuse to take part in this foolishness. 

I would prefer to restrict our interactions to those of absolute necessity and corporeality, should the need to flee or defend myself arise. 

Even at my desk, I like to keep a tome close at hand. Bear in mind, “Anonymous”. Bear in mind. 

I am not quite knowledgeable in the ways of the “web”, as you may have gathered, and as such I’m not certain how I might express my gratitude as well as immense relief upon this revelation. However, weeks of study have given me an inkling of what is demanded of me per Internet decorum. 

Please accept this immaterial, coruscating rose as a token of my appreciation. 

Need I remind you:

I’ve also an arsenal of advanced, offensive anima magic at my disposal. 

Do your worst. 

I beg your pardon? Would you be referring to his sudden… development, due in no small part to aging and a chiefly carnivorous diet, or…

That’s certainly an interesting name for them. 

Fortunately, they’re detachable. 

Are “Tumbloggers” the most prone to misuse of the capitalization function? That is my question to you. 

Ultimately, this information should be of little concern. There are many places I may visit, but the physical destination was never a question; rather, it’s the company I may keep.